Baggage

There's way more in here, like a spare set of clothes (just in case), sunglasses, reading glasses, 2 wallets and about 10 pens (also, just in case).

Checkbook
Because SOMEONE always moves it then I LOSE it because it's not where i LEFT it. Rent on Monday!

This week's New Yorker
Because I simply need to know more about the India-Pakistan scuffle over Kashmir. And lesbians who live in vans (Van Dykes, no joke). And I need to look smart on the train. Oh-ho-ho those witty cartoonists!

Chewed gum
Gross, I have no idea. I haven't used this bag since I left my last job. I gave myself a dislocated jaw from chewing so much freaking gum.