Mozzarella
I particularly hate it when Italians, or people with Italian pretensions call it MOOTZARELL. Fuck that. No one else calls croissants QUASON, so make like the French and be phonetic.
Boyfriend
I wish this word didn't exist. Or at least I was able to refer to Brian as my companion without people thinking he was my seeing eye dog or something. It's not like there are any alternatives- guyfriend makes him sound like a guy who is a friend; lover sounds too dirty to my east coast ears; babydaddy would just be a lie.
Random
Entirely overused, and doesn't have meaning. "Um like, he was this random sketchy guy at the bar." "And she RANDOMLY shows up pregnant!"
Both heard at work. Barf.
Moist
I don't hate this word, but i know everyone else does. MOIST MOIST MOIST.
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