Are zombies like vampires, where if they eat you or whatever it is they do, they turn you into a zombie too?
If that's the case, we should just let them eat us and become a zombie population. We shouldn't be culturally chauvinistic just because we don't want them around. I thought we gave up xenophobia a long time ago. This is America, for Pete's sake!
Granted, I don't know what it's like to be a zombie, but I can't imagine it's a much worse life than for non-zombies. I guess the brains-supply problem would ultimately arrive, then we'd probably find a little stash of NZs (non-zombies) living in Vermont or something, round them up, breed them for their gray matter and avoid a Children of Men situation. Unless Clive Owen was one of them, then I'd intentionally enter into a Children of Men situation so I could chase him.
Think of the fun we could have though! Zombie frat parties, Zombie Starbucks, Zombie Yoga, Zombie summer camp. Christopher Walken would finally fit in! Rob Zombie could live up to his potential! M. Night Shyamalan would be forced to make romantic comedies to scare us!
Where do I sign up?
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